Showing posts with label Jon Stewart. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 04, 2013

Jon Stewart mocks conservatives’ obsession with ‘animal f*cking’


By Eric W. Dolan/Raw Story
On his show Wednesday night, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked the Republican Party’s attempt to rebrand itself as more tolerant and accepting.
He observed that prominent conservative figures such as Dr. Ben Carson and Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) had recently compared same sex marriage to bestiality, causing him to wonder, “what it is with you people and the animal fucking?”
“I don’t understand how your minds always go there,” Stewart continued. “Like, ‘then they’ll just remove the law of fucking animals.’ Is that the only thing that has been holding you back? ‘Oh, wow, look at that goat, if only I wouldn’t get in trouble.’
He concluded by advising the Republican Party to follow Gov. Bobby Jindal’s suggestion and“stop being the stupid party.”
Watch video, via Mediaite, below:

Friday, August 10, 2012

Jon Stewart mocks Ann Coulter’s outrage at Romney spokeswoman


By Eric W. Dolan/Raw Story
Daily Show host Jon Stewart on Thursday night lampooned Priorities USA’s newest ad, which he summarized simply by saying, “Romney causes wife cancer.” Stewart also poked fun at the conservative outburst caused by a Romney spokeswoman who criticized the ad by saying the man’s wife would have survived under Romneycare. He noted the outburst appeared to unmask a number of Fox News personalities, who were upset because they had been “working so hard to push for [Romney].”
Watch video, via Mediaite, below:

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Jon Stewart hammers Romney over ‘you didn’t build that’ quote


By Eric W. Dolan/Raw Story
On his show Wednesday night, Jon Stewart wondered if conservatives could be any more manipulative in their misrepresentation of words spoken by President Barack Obama.
“Mr. Romney, hanging your attack on a person’s slight grammatical misstep is what people do in an argument when they’re completely fucked and they know they have no argument,” he said.
During a recent speech, the President said: “Let me tell you something: If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”
Romney and other conservatives have asserted that Obama was referring to businesses when he said “you didn’t build that.” However, the President’s full speech makes it clear that he was referring to American infrastructure — roads and bridges. Obama continued, saying “the point is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.”
“Here’s a tip: when someone says, ‘the point is,’ the next thing they say usually nine times out of 10 is the point.But I see what happened here. By using the phrase ‘you didn’t build that,’ you create confusion by using the demonstrative single pronoun instead of the plural ‘those,’ which of course was referring to the antecedent roads and bridges,” Stewart explained, before his own underpants gave him a wedgie.
Stewart said the difference between Obama and Romney was a matter of degrees, not a matter of “fundamental diametrically opposed world views.” He illustrated the point by showing a mash up of two speeches by Obama and Romney, in which they said essentially the exact same thing about businesses relying on public and private investments for their success.
Watch video, via Mediaite, below:

Friday, June 15, 2012

Jon Stewart demolishes senators for swooning over JP Morgan CEO


By Eric W. Dolan/Raw Story
On his show Thursday night, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked members of the Senate Banking Committee for going soft on JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon after his firm lost at least $2 billion gambling on derivatives.
During the hearing, Republican senators complimented Dimon and praised his financial empire.
“What is going on with this panel of senators,” Stewart wondered. “They’re sucking up to Dimon like they’re on JP Morgan’s payroll.”
It turns out, the biggest campaign donor to many of the senators was JP Morgan. Throughout the hearing, the senators asked for Dimon’s advise and berated their own legislative body.
Stewart ripped into Sen. Bob Corker in particular. The Senator had questioned the effectiveness of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reform bill, even though he fought against key provisions of the law.
“Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes,” he joked. “Cus you get the fun of breaking shit and the joy of complaining the shit you just broke doesn’t work.”
Watch video, via Mediaite, below:

Friday, October 21, 2011

Stewart on Gaddafi’s death: ‘What the f*ck is wrong’ with Republicans?

By David Edwards

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart pointed out Thursday that there seemed to be no conservatives willing to give President Barack Obama and the United States any credit for the death of former Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi.
“The [Obama] administration reacted to today’s victory with relief and amazement, the Libyan people with gratitude and jubilation, but for one group, the death of Gaddafi, the dictator and major sponsor of international terrorism, would require more reflection, time to process and figure out how this good news could actually be bad,” Stewart explained.
Fox News co-host Andrea Tantaros complained that “we don’t know what these rebels are going to do.” Former UN ambassador John Bolton worried that the new Libyan leaders could be a “radical Islamists regime or one that harbors international terrorists.”
“Are we really sure about getting rid of Gaddafi?” Stewart joked. “Who knows? The next guy who comes in could be crazy… Is there no Republican that can be gracious and statesman-like in this situation? We removed a dictator in six months, losing no American soldiers, spending like a billion dollars rather than a trillion dollars and engendering what appears to be good will from people who now have a prideful story of their own independence to tell — not to mention, they have oil.”
But Republican Sens. Marco Rubio, John McCain and Charles Grassley seemed determined only to give credit to the French and the British.
“What the fuck is wrong with you people?” Stewart wondered. “Honestly, what is wrong with you? Are you that small? ‘You know what else? We really got to give credit to the Chinese. Without the invention of gun powder, I don’t know.’”
Watch this video from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast Oct. 20, 2011.
(H/T: Mediaite)

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Jon Stewart compares coverage of ‘Occupy Wall Street’ and the tea party

By David Ferguson/Raw Story

On Wednesday’s The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a hard look at the difference between the media’s coverage of the “Occupy Wall Street” protests and the coverage of rallies by the right-wing tea party. After weeks of protests, says Stewart, the media has reset its “coverage dial” from “blackout” to “circus”, which are apparently its only two settings.
While conservative pundits like Sean Hannity were more than eager to praise and fawn over tea party demonstrators and activists, the Fox News tongue-baths have been less than forthcoming with regards to “Occupy Wall Street”. Commentators like Ann Coulter and Steve Doocy have alternately called the protesters “muddled” and totalitarian fascists, but the main message of course is true to Fox’s mission statement, i.e., “Conservatives good! Liberals bad!”
Watch the clip, embedded via Comedy Central, below:

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Stewart explains Perry’s ‘N*ggerhead’ and other racist landmarks

By David Edwards/Raw Story

In the light of revelations that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry leased a hunting ranch that had been called “Niggerhead,” Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac took a tour of other places with racist names.
“Wyatt, I know you grew up in Texas,” Stewart told Cenac. “It’s got to hurt your heart to be reminded of the casual racial insensitivity that has long marred that state.”
“Actually, John, I’m not in Texas,” Cenac explained. “I’m in your state. I’m standing in front of Nigger Lake, New York… It’s real. It’s up here in Hamilton County. The state even listed in on its website until recently. And you can see why. It’s a beautiful lake — unless you’re a nigger.”
“The point is everybody’s rushing to condemn Texas. And, sure, there’s a lot of racist shit that goes on in Texas, but guess what? There’s Niggerhead Rapids, Idaho; Niggerhead Point, Florida; Niggerhead Pond, Vermont; Niggerhead Creek, North Carolina — good fishing; Niggerhead Mining District, Washington. Did you know there are over a 100 places that have been called Niggerhead in this country?”
“Wyatt, I don’t know what to say. What does this say about America?” Stewart asked.
“It says there aren’t enough black people making maps!” Cenac exclaimed.
Watch this video from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast Oct. 3, 2011.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Jon Stewart to GOP base: Your candidates aren’t the problem — it’s you

By David Edwards/Raw Story

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart offered a little advice to a Republican base that first preferred Rep. Michele Bachmann and then Texas Gov. Rick Perry and now wants New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to be the party’s presidential nominee.
“You want to add another candidate?” Stewart asked the GOP base. “It’s like the Republican primary is a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week you just add some new idiot… Have you ever considered the possibility that your candidates aren’t the problem — it’s you?”
“It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points,” he explained. “I want someone who is going to cut taxes and balance the budget, someone who’s a skilled orator and doesn’t talk all fancy, a child of poor immigrants who will build a fence to keep them out of this country, someone who’s strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman, someone who will roll up their sleeves but not show their arms.”
Stewart added: “It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator and, even then, for only a fraction of a second before you all remember how much you all hate science. You guys need to take a long hard look in the mirror — you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, ‘There is something wrong with this mirror.’”
Watch this video from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast Sept. 27, 2011.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Stewart rips Fox News for defending Murdoch while attacking NPR


By David Edwards/Raw Story

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart noted Tuesday that Fox News contributors have played down the importance of the News Corp. phone hacking scandal, but had no problem declaring that National Public Radio (NPR) was part of a jihadist inquisition.
Fox News contributor Hal Thomas and host Steve Doocy have charged that News Corp. critics were “piling on.”
“I thought you were going to say, ‘the biggest case of piling on since Common read a poem at the White House,’” Stewart. In May, the Comedy Central host skewered the conservative news networkfor their “selective outrage” over rapper Common’s appearance at the White House.
Stewart then recalled that Fox News hosts had spent days attacking NPR, including Peter Johnson’s accusation that radio network was an “agent of a jihadist inquisition.”
“See that is a reasonably proportioned response,” Stewart said sarcastically. “This overreaction to the Murdoch case, what it at most an epic bribery and corruption scandal consuming Britain’s political, law enforcement and journalist establishment is really a waste of everyone’s time.”
Watch this video from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast July 19, 2011.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Herman Cain: Jon Stewart Attacked Me ‘Because I’m Black’


By Judd Legum/Think Progress


Earlier this month, ThinkProgress reported that GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain told an audience in Pella, Iowa that he would not sign a bill longer than three pages. (Cain later said he was “exaggerating.”)
Jon Stewart picked up on the story, imitating Cain and joking that if Cain was president he would require everything to be shorter: “Treaties will have to fit on the back of a cereal box … The State of the Union Address will be delivered in the form of a fortune cookie.” You can watch the segment here. (Chris Wallace later replayed the segment during Stewart’s appearance on Fox News Sunday.)
Speaking Wednesday at the Iowa Falls Fire Department, Herman Cain lashed out at Jon Stewart, claiming that Stewart was only targeting him “because I’m black”:
I did an interview on Sean Hannity’s show on the way over here. I had been traveling the campaign so much I did not hear what Jon Stewart said on Chris Wallace’s Sunday morning show last Sunday. Where he was mocking my three page bills. Did you see that show? And then he mocked me with a, you know, Amos and Andy type brogue. And Sean said you didn’t see that? And I said no Sean, I didn’t see that, I’m out campaigning. And so they played the clip. And I said well Sean first of all if he really thinks that I’m serious about a bill only being three pages the joke’s on him. And I said secondly, as far as him mocking me, look I’ve been called every name in the book because I’m a conservative, because I’m black.
Sticks and stone may break my bones, words are not going to hurt me. I was on that radio show because a happen to be an American black conservative. I labeled my self. I’m an American Black Conservative, an A-B-C. They keep trying to put labels on me. I have been called “Uncle Tom,” “sell out,” “Oreo,” “shameless.” So the fact that he wants to mock me because I happen to be a black conservative, in the words of my Grandfather, “I does not care. I does not care.”
Watch it:
Full Transcript:
If you elect me president of the United States of America my commitment to you is I will not just be the president of the Congress or the party. I will be a president, to paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, of the people, by the people and for the people.
This is why you heard me say bills will be bills that you and I can understand. I said in one presentation about a month ago: “No bill is going to longer than 3 pages.” Remember that.
Some of these idiotic reporters thought I was serious. The joke’s on them. The message was short bills. Understandable bills. No it’s not literally going to be three pages. The executive summary will be three pages.
But they want to jump all over me, Jon Stewart. On the way over here, true story, on the way over here I did a radio interview on Sean Hannity’s show. Do you all get that here? Sean Hannity’s show. He pretaped it so I’m telling you when you hear it its not always live. He makes it sound like its live. I did an interview on Sean Hannity’s show on the way over here. I had been traveling the campaign so much I did not hear what Jon Stewart said on Chris Wallace’s Sunday morning show last Sunday. Where he was mocking my three page bills. Did you see that show. And then he mocked me with a, you know, Amos and Andy type brogue. And Sean said you didn’t see that. And I said no Sean, I didn’t see that, I’m out campaigning. And so they played the clip. And I said well Sean first of all if he really thinks that I’m serious about a bill only being three pages the joke’s on him. And I said secondly as far as him mocking me look I’ve been called every name in the book because I’m a conservative, because I’m black.
Sticks and stone may break my bones, words are not going to hurt me. I was on that radio show because a happen to be an American black conservative. I labeled my self. I’m an American Black Conservative, an A-B-C. They keep trying to put labels on me. I have been called “Uncle Tom,” “sell out,” “Oreo,” “shameless.” So the fact that he wants to mock me because I happen to be a black conservative, in the words of my Grandfather, “I does not care. I does not care.”

Monday, June 20, 2011

Fox News Sunday Edits Out Jon Stewart's Criticism Of Fox Exec

by Eric Hananoki

Yesterday, Jon Stewart appeared on Fox News Sunday to discuss his sharp criticism of Fox News. But one uncomfortable reference to marching-order emails from a Fox News executive was cut from the program.   
Speaking with host Chris Wallace, Stewart referenced emails from Fox News vice president and DC managing editor Bill Sammon to bolster his case that Fox News resembles "ideological regimes" who receive "marching orders." Stewart told Wallace that Fox News "reminds me of, you know -- you know, ideological regimes. They can't understand that there is free media other places. Because they receive marching orders." Stewart then said "and if you want me to go through Bill Sammon's emails" but was cut off by Wallace.
Stewart was referencing a series of leaked emails that Media Matters released showing Sammon slanting his bureau's reporting. In one email, Sammon ordered his news staff to cast doubt on established climate science. In another, Sammon directed staff not to use the phrase "public option," but instead the GOP-friendly "government option" and similar phrases. Sammon also sent emails highlighting "Obama's references to socialism, liberalism, Marxism and Marxists" in his 1995 autobiography and slanting Fox's coverage of President Obama's 2009 Cairo speech.
But viewers watching Fox News Sunday on-air wouldn't have heard Stewart's reference to Sammon because it didn't appear on air. Stewart's reference instead appears in the "unedited" interview that Fox News posted online.
The following is a transcript of Fox News Sunday's conversation with Stewart. In bold and caps is the portion of that conversation that was cut from the portion that aired on the show.
STEWART: You can't understand because of the world you live in that there is not a designed ideological agenda on my part to affect partisan change because that's the soup you swim in. And I appreciate that. And I understand that. It reminds me of, you know -- you know, in ideological regimes, they can't understand that there is free media other places. Because they receive marching orders. AND IF YOU WANT ME TO GO THROUGH BILL SAMMON'S EMAILS AND --
WALLACE: DO YOU THINK I'VE EVER -- How do you explain me?
STEWART: OH I THINK YOU DO A NICE JOB. AND I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ON THE SHOW. I THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING --
WALLACE: Do you think I get marching orders?
STEWART: I think that you are here in some respects to bring a credibility and an integrity to an organization that might not otherwise have it, without your presence. So, you are here as a counterweight to Hannity, let's say, or you are here as a counterweight to Glenn Beck, because otherwise, it's just pure talk radio and it doesn't establish the type of political player it wants to be.
To be clear, programs - including The Daily Show - routinely air edited versions of pre-taped interviews, mainly because of time (Stewart's unedited interview was roughly 24 minutes while the on-air version was roughly 15 minutes). But it's hard to imagine that Stewart's five-second reference to Sammon - a Fox News executive and boss at the DC bureau where Fox News Sunday is produced - was excised just because of time.
Fox News Sunday's avoidance of Sammon fits a pattern of the network publicly avoiding uncomfortable questions about the controversial Sammon while it touts the credentials of the news bureau he manages.
Here's the full exchange:

  
And here's what Fox News Sunday aired yesterday:
Previously:

Monday, June 06, 2011

Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show ratings soar, Fox News slumps in May numbers



Comedy Central and "The Daily Show" both surged in the May Nielsen ratings, posting their best numbers yet. "The Daily Show" dominated its time slot across all of television, cable and broadcast, and boasted a very impressive 19 percent increase in viewership in May alone.
Meanwhile, according to Mediabistro's TV Newser, Fox News suffered an overall decline in viewers in the highly sought-after 25-to-54-year old demographic for May, with total ratings down 10 percent. Bill O'Reilly's viewership dropped 9 percent, Sean Hannity's 6 percent, with Greta Van Susteren and Glenn Beck suffering the steepest losses with Van Susteren's "On the Record" losing 12 percent of its audience and Glenn Beck sliding a whopping 17 percent.
Some of the fall-off in Beck's numbers may be attributable to the fact that his show is going off the air, but it has been a consistent loser in the ratings for several months. The drop in public interest is echoed in ratings for radio shows hosted by Beck and Rush Limbaugh, which have each lost a third of their listenership in the last year, according to the radio polling group Arbitron.
The new Nielsen numbers show that "The Daily Show" averaged 2.3 million viewers, beating every program on Fox except Bill O'Reilly's average of 2.8 million. "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" beat all other cable and broadcast programming in a number of categories, including having the most affluent viewers and the most active web-sties.
(hat-tip to Politics, USA)

Friday, May 13, 2011

Jon Stewart On Fox's Fake "Common" Controversy: "It's Almost Impossible To Express How Ridiculous...You All Are"


by Media Matters staff

On the May 11 edition of Comedy Central's The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart highlighted the absurd hypocrisy in Fox's manufactured controversy over the White House's decision to host rapper Common at a poetry event. As Stewart pointed out, Fox has celebrated musicians with far more violent lyrics, including hosting Ted Nugent--who once told President Obama "to suck on my machine gun"--multiple times. From The Daily Show:
Previously: